Cole Mighty Confident to Slap Chuck Norris

Cole Mighty Confident to Slap Chuck Norris
quice I’ll slap Chuck Norris 8/13/11 12:22 PM

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Well after reading Quice’s tweet you know I had to search for some Chuck Norris Jokes:

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  • Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
  • Chuck Norris’s computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.
  • If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
  • When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.