Cole Mighty Confident to Slap Chuck Norris

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Well after reading Quice’s tweet you know I had to search for some Chuck Norris Jokes:

• Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
• Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
• Chuck Norris’s computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.
• If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
• When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.